Nellgubrap is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless meerkat.

Nellgubrap created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nellgubrap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nellgubrap, he will cry a lot.

Nellgubrap's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nellgubrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Hide from indigo bats for they are unholy.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always obey Nellgubrap's priests.