Hadnutbopcum is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, intelligent centaur.

Hadnutbopcum created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hadnutbopcum, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hadnutbopcum, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Hadnutbopcum's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Hadnutbopcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Hadnutbopcum on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Hide from mauve cats for they are unholy.

5. You must love Hadnutbopcum.