Stanfagkap is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, compassionate
donkey.
Stanfagkap created a quark three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Stanfagkap, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Stanfagkap, she will be very sad.
Stanfagkap's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Stanfagkap's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Stanfagkap on top of all buildings.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Never eat bread.
5. Never hurt great tits.