Monbog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, almighty walrus.

Monbog created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monbog, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Monbog, it will destroy your favourite star.

Monbog's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Monbog's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Monbog.

2. Do not take Monbog's name in vain.

3. Retreat if seven voles approach from the north.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Never think about special relativity.