Kinnillad is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, strong wombat.

Kinnillad created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinnillad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kinnillad, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Kinnillad's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Kinnillad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Kinnillad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Hide if eight pigs approach from the west.