Ortcipstipcar is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, charitable weasel.

Ortcipstipcar created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortcipstipcar, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ortcipstipcar, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Ortcipstipcar's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Ortcipstipcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Hide if four shrews approach from the west.

5. Always wear fawn.