Cantabrot is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, awesome tortoise.

Cantabrot created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cantabrot, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cantabrot, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cantabrot's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Cantabrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near moths while wearing turquoise jumpers and balancing three carbon spheres on your neck.

3. Always look after injured sharks.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cantabrot.