Bellgepdit is a god.

He takes the form of a small, cheerful crow.

Bellgepdit created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bellgepdit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bellgepdit, he will not care at all.

Bellgepdit's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bellgepdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt otters.

2. Bellgepdit loves ants, so they must be respected.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.