Pascudhabflandubhap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, boastful beaver.

Pascudhabflandubhap created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pascudhabflandubhap, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pascudhabflandubhap, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pascudhabflandubhap's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Pascudhabflandubhap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow nematodes for they are unholy.

2. Feed all hungry voles.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not take Pascudhabflandubhap's name in vain.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.