Godflag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ill-tempered gerbil.

Godflag created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godflag, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Godflag, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Godflag's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Godflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Godflag.

4. Cats are not to be trusted.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.
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