Gedratneg is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish owl.

Gedratneg created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedratneg, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gedratneg, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gedratneg's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Gedratneg's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never think about gravity near ducks while wearing yellow kilts and balancing three platinum spheres on your feet.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Never jump in the presence of ants.