Kadhunsit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy capybara.

Kadhunsit created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Kadhunsit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Kadhunsit, she will have a low opinion of you.

Kadhunsit's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Kadhunsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never feed lots of figs to hamsters while wearing orange boots.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never feed strawberries to manatees while wearing shirts.

5. Never look at stars.