Cedgonkon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unfair cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cedgonkon created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedgonkon, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cedgonkon, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cedgonkon's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cedgonkon's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near porpoises while wearing yellow hats.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.