Yakstigtim is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, self-confident crane.

Yakstigtim created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakstigtim, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yakstigtim, it will refuse to believe in you.

Yakstigtim's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Yakstigtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Do not keep six swans in a large pit.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Yakstigtim must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.