Hinmisbass is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent shark.

Hinmisbass created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinmisbass, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hinmisbass, it will send you a sign.

Hinmisbass' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Hinmisbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt grasshopers.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. You must love Hinmisbass.

5. Never think about enzymes.
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