Tomfigbot is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, sapient salamander.

Tomfigbot created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tomfigbot, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tomfigbot, it will throw large rocks at you.

Tomfigbot's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tomfigbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tomfigbot's name in vain.

2. Never paint your face red.

3. Do not hurt rats.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.