Lakpangapp is a god.

He takes the form of a large, kind pig.

Lakpangapp created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lakpangapp, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lakpangapp, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Lakpangapp's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Lakpangapp's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always help seals in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.