Gebweeboss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, irritating newt.

Gebweeboss created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebweeboss, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gebweeboss, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gebweeboss' most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Gebweeboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to ants while wearing coats.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not listen to music.