Pakdosstaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered penguin.

Pakdosstaf created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pakdosstaf, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pakdosstaf, she will have a low opinion of you.

Pakdosstaf's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Pakdosstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven shrews approach from the north.

2. Never talk about badgers.

3. Never talk about gravity near voles while wearing purple corsets.

4. Run away from violet whales, for they are unholy.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.