Limdudgep is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain donkey.

Limdudgep created matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Limdudgep, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Limdudgep, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Limdudgep's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Limdudgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mites.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Never wear violet stockings.

5. Mice are not to be trusted.