Limdudgep is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain
donkey.
Limdudgep created matter eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Limdudgep, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Limdudgep, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Limdudgep's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Limdudgep's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill mites.
2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.
3. Do not wear nickel on your body.
4. Never wear violet stockings.
5. Mice are not to be trusted.