Hugquafsak is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring
centipede.
Hugquafsak created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hugquafsak, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Hugquafsak, she will jump up and down on your head.
Hugquafsak's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Hugquafsak's Holy Commandments1. Never look at planets.
2. Put Hugquafsak first in all things.
3. Never talk about quantum gravity near frogs while wearing red shirts and balancing six silicon spheres on your head.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.