Hugquafsak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring centipede.

Hugquafsak created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugquafsak, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hugquafsak, she will jump up and down on your head.

Hugquafsak's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Hugquafsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Put Hugquafsak first in all things.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near frogs while wearing red shirts and balancing six silicon spheres on your head.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.