Fargenteen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless dolphin.

Fargenteen created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fargenteen, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fargenteen, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fargenteen's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Fargenteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fargenteen's name in vain.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not skip in public.