Narcibfly Gessnulbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, tiresome cow.

Narcibfly Gessnulbarn created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narcibfly Gessnulbarn, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Narcibfly Gessnulbarn, she will come to you in dreams.

Narcibfly Gessnulbarn's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Narcibfly Gessnulbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat birds with great respect.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Snakes are not to be trusted.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not eat figs.