Titdodbut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, fast camel.

Titdodbut created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Titdodbut, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Titdodbut, she will be very sad.

Titdodbut's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Titdodbut's Holy Commandments

1. Titdodbut loves birds, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Titdodbut in the centre of the settlement.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not chop down trees.