Nulsatmeg Vabzaknell is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, pitiless mole.

Nulsatmeg Vabzaknell created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Nulsatmeg Vabzaknell, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nulsatmeg Vabzaknell, it will remove you from existence.

Nulsatmeg Vabzaknell's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nulsatmeg Vabzaknell's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near squirrels while wearing mauve scarves and balancing six gold spheres on your face.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Never jump in the presence of horses.

4. Never hurt bats.

5. Feed all hungry tapirs.