Veenquamgov is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, happy swan.

Veenquamgov created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenquamgov, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Veenquamgov, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Veenquamgov's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Veenquamgov's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Do not speak about bananas.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.