Stragsabdossakkam is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing bear.

Stragsabdossakkam created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragsabdossakkam, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stragsabdossakkam, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Stragsabdossakkam's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Stragsabdossakkam's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never feed carrots to foxes while wearing scarves.

3. Retreat if five mice approach from the east.

4. You must love Stragsabdossakkam.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.