Hombogyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, contented jellyfish.

Hombogyarl created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Hombogyarl, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hombogyarl, it will think nothing of it.

Hombogyarl's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Hombogyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always help sick nematodes.

3. You must pray to Hombogyarl six times a day.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Hombogyarl must be the most important thing in your life.