Madkomtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, merciful otter.

Madkomtarp created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Madkomtarp, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Madkomtarp, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Madkomtarp's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Madkomtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always wear green.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.