Bogxinstik is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, tranquil dragon.

Bogxinstik created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogxinstik, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bogxinstik, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bogxinstik's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bogxinstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.