Wikdudveg is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witless bird.

Wikdudveg created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikdudveg, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wikdudveg, it will destroy your home planet.

Wikdudveg's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Wikdudveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Always stare at clouds.