Xucknelhiggar is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm shark.

Xucknelhiggar created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Xucknelhiggar, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xucknelhiggar, she will boil you in a big pot.

Xucknelhiggar's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Xucknelhiggar's Holy Commandments

1. Xucknelhiggar loves gulls, so they must be respected.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about frogs.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Xucknelhiggar.