Joncepzan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud skunk.

Joncepzan created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Joncepzan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Joncepzan, she will ignore you.

Joncepzan's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Joncepzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near snails while wearing blue hats and balancing four titanium spheres on your face.

2. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.