Gatlopfem is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever crocodile.

Gatlopfem created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gatlopfem, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gatlopfem, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gatlopfem's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gatlopfem's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.