Flamfasyim Gubyam is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, charitable horse.

Flamfasyim Gubyam created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamfasyim Gubyam, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flamfasyim Gubyam, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Flamfasyim Gubyam's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Flamfasyim Gubyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured doves.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think ill of sick sheep.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never hurt rats.