Sisdimsig is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast troll.

Sisdimsig created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sisdimsig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sisdimsig, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Sisdimsig's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Sisdimsig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help monkeys.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.