Mutyarphonsugyarltennat is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, all-knowing penguin.

Mutyarphonsugyarltennat created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutyarphonsugyarltennat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mutyarphonsugyarltennat, she will manifest in front of you.

Mutyarphonsugyarltennat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Mutyarphonsugyarltennat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never hurt otters.

4. You must pray to Mutyarphonsugyarltennat seven times a day.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.