Podjadwad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, egotistical shrew.

Podjadwad created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podjadwad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Podjadwad, he will have a low opinion of you.

Podjadwad's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Podjadwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Put Podjadwad first in all things.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never eat nuts.