Veglargmig is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, overgenerous dryad.

Veglargmig created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veglargmig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Veglargmig, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Veglargmig's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Veglargmig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.