Fagrip is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, omnipotent zebra.

Fagrip created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fagrip, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fagrip, she will turn you into a snail.

Fagrip's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Fagrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.