Madtapdad is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unfair hare.

Madtapdad created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madtapdad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Madtapdad, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Madtapdad's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Madtapdad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about spacetime near nematodes while wearing gray kilts and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your face.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think about dark energy.