Dobbabmot is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-assured centipede.

Dobbabmot created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobbabmot, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dobbabmot, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Dobbabmot's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Dobbabmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Dobbabmot on top of all buildings.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.