Manrillbud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish squid.

Manrillbud created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manrillbud, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Manrillbud, he will be mildly annoyed.

Manrillbud's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Manrillbud's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. You must pray to Manrillbud seven times a day.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not take Manrillbud's name in vain.