Gunarffab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, narcissistic goat.

Gunarffab created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gunarffab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gunarffab, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Gunarffab's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gunarffab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never feed nuts to snails while wearing dresses.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.