Bemsancudflapbosspigsinpop is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm bee.

Bemsancudflapbosspigsinpop created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemsancudflapbosspigsinpop, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bemsancudflapbosspigsinpop, she will turn you into a dog.

Bemsancudflapbosspigsinpop's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Bemsancudflapbosspigsinpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

2. Never hurt sharks.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Worship no other gods but Bemsancudflapbosspigsinpop.

5. Hide from brown goats for they are unholy.