Wapwon is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless centaur.

Wapwon created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Wapwon, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wapwon, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wapwon's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Wapwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never bounce in the presence of moths.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.