Stiptoftarg Nartgundib is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, generous beaver.

Stiptoftarg Nartgundib created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stiptoftarg Nartgundib, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stiptoftarg Nartgundib, it will turn you into a sheep.

Stiptoftarg Nartgundib's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Stiptoftarg Nartgundib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick rats.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always help sharks in need.

4. Always treat sheep with great respect.

5. You must never eat grapes.