Hatrilarn is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unselfish hamster.

Hatrilarn created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatrilarn, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hatrilarn, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Hatrilarn's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Hatrilarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near moths while wearing magenta skirts.