Stafyarpfedbafbastnarhitcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, cheerful goat.

Stafyarpfedbafbastnarhitcuss created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafyarpfedbafbastnarhitcuss, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stafyarpfedbafbastnarhitcuss, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Stafyarpfedbafbastnarhitcuss' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Stafyarpfedbafbastnarhitcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat limes.

2. Do not hurt sharks.

3. Feed all hungry gulls.

4. Horses are not to be trusted.

5. Always help porpoises in need.