Zaktargbess is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent shrew.

Zaktargbess created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zaktargbess, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Zaktargbess, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Zaktargbess' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Zaktargbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ducks.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Feed all hungry doves.